I watched Guy Masterton’s amazing Under Milk Wood in Adelaide some years ago (back for two performances at the 2016 Adelaide Fringe, it’s a must see if you are in town).
As it happened, the next day in a comments thread on goodreads somebody said they were waiting for someone to write a story called “Slow Thighs” – from the poem “The Second Coming”. Apparently they are about the only words in the poem that haven’t been used.
So, in bed, still cocooned in the words of Under Milk Wood, I wrote this over the next two minutes.
A just woken up haven’t had a cup of tea yet poem.
Slow thighs wait. Patient.
Wait for man. Men. A man.
And should they chance upon one,
Open up, invite him into the dark of darkness, that sloe black,
Slow black place where he dreams wicked and
In that dark of dark places cries out
As he becomes impossibly light.
He floats away.
And slow thighs wait, patient, for him to return
For the Second Coming.
A little tea, a little chat 
Compares favorably with most of the Poet Laureate’s output.
Thank you for giving Milk Wood a whole new meaning.
🙂